Author: ManualDev

Once upon a time, there was a kid named James. He was a procrastinator and waited until the very last minute to do homework.  One time his teacher gave him an assignment, weeks in advance. He wanted to finish it early, though his procrastinator self took control. Three weeks to two weeks, two weeks to one week, and you guessed it, one week to two hours. Pushing it, pushing it to the very last minute until he could finally get control, and get it done. Writing and writing… and writing and writing. He had chosen short story. He chose to write about a kid named Jacob. Jacob was a procrastinator and waited until the very last minute to do homework. One time his teacher gave him an assignment, weeks in advance. He wanted to finish it early, though his procrastinator self took control. Three weeks to two weeks, two weeks to one week, and you guessed it, one week to two hours. Pushing it, pushing it to the very last minute until he could finally get control, get it done. Writing and writing… and writing and writing. He had chosen short story, a story about a kid named Dave. See, Dave was a procrastinator and waited until the very last minute to do homework. In one instance, his teacher gave him an assignment, weeks in advance. He wanted to finish it early, though his procrastinator self took control. Three weeks to two weeks, two weeks to one week, and you guessed it, one week to two hours. He pushed it… and pushed it… to the very last second until he could finally grab the steering wheel and take control and get it done. Writing and writing… and writing and writing. He had chosen a short story, a story about a kid named Jacky. Jacky was a procrastinator and waited until the very last minute to do homework. For example, One time his teacher gave him an assignment, weeks in advance. He wanted to finish it early, though his procrastinator self took control. Three weeks to two weeks, two weeks to one week, and you guessed it, one week to two hours. Pushing it, pushing it to the very last minute until he could finally get control, get it done. Writing and writing… and writing and writing. He had chosen short story, a story about a kid named Andrew. Andrew was a procrastinator and waited til’ the very last second to do everything, though through persistence and ingenious, was able to get everything done on time and get 100s. The End. And that is how Jacky was able to finish his assignment. The End. And that is how Dave was able to finish his assignment. The End. And that is how Jacob was able to finish his assignment. The End. And finally, that is how James, a procrastinator was able to finish his assignment on short stories, the end. Did you get confused during this story, don’t worry I did to. I forgot what person I was writing about half way through and my tiredness isn’t helping, I wrote this at 1 AM and just want to sleep. I love procrastination.

The Frozen Soundtrack Album brought “Tears of Joy!” It really showed what good things come out of humanity. The first song Frozen Heart was surprisingly amazing. The first verse starts with “Burn of cold and winter air” Wow, I can’t even start to comprehend what that insightful lyrics meant. That verse ends with, “Has a frozen heart worth mining” OMG, that hit me soooooooooo hard. I assume they are talking about that heart being Elsa’s, and that they chip away at it to free from the frozen trap. The second verse states, “So cut through the heart, cold and clear, Strike for love and strike for fear, See the beauty, sharp and sheer” Look, I don’t think I can finish this, it is just too hard, these masterpieces of art are just mind blowing. The first time I heard this part, I almost fell out of my chair in disbelief. My assumption was correct it seems, I mean why wouldn’t it, it was Elsa’s heart and you were cutting through to her WaRmInG hEaRt. Later in the song it states, “Beautiful! Powerful! Dangerous! Cold!” Wow, there are three things right with this line, and one thing wrong. Powerful, Dangerous, and Cold are so true, Elsa is somewhat powerful, really dangerous, and cold, I mean, it must be chilly in that ice castle thingy of hers. At the end of the song, the final verse, it shines, “Cut through the heart, cold and clear. Strike for love and strike for fear. There’s beauty and there’s danger here. Split the ice apart. Beware the frozen heart.” I don’t even know WHAT TO SAY. This is unfathomable.
Onto the second song of the Frozen Soundtrack Album, DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?. YeS, i ReAllY dO. This song is well known song in this incredible movie. It starts off with, you guessed it. “Do you wanna build a snowman?” Like O. M. GOD. There are sooooooo many hidden meanings in this line. I mean, what is a snowman… Like do really know what a snowman is??? Lets get onto the second verse, skip ahead a bit, I mean I still have eight pages to write. “Hang in there Joan.” Now WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Whose Joan? I mean I definitely watched the movie. Look I mean this has to have meaning. What is life… without meaning…(Tuesdays with Morrie reference) OK, let’s move on. “spoken Elsa?” WHERE’S ELSA. Look, you can see from what I wrote, this album is amazing. I was going to write 10 pages, One for every song. But I am also lazy sooooo. This album is still AMAZING. It’s heart and resilience is unbearable. It so true to the heart, the frozen heart and speaks the truth.

Just Kidding, these songs are terrible and should have never existed, they are all terrible and should be thrown out. It pains me to write the two pages and that’s why I didn’t the rest.

The movie Frozen… Well what can I say but it being a MASTERPIECE. I mean have YOU watched it right? It is just mind boggling on how great it is. It came to me on a golden goose? Yea, goose. The movie starts with Elsa (The Ice Demon) beating the… heck outta her little sister. Sure, she didn’t mean to do it they say… She’s sorry they say… but we all know what happened in that dark dank room. But, this movie is exceptionally amazing in ways the humans cannot understand. After the demon attack the children are taken to trolls in the woods. The trolls heal Anna (Annoying Little Sister) and erase her memory of Elsa’s powers. Later in the film after being kept away from the outside world in their rooms, the parents of Elsa and Anna die away at sea. When Elsa turns 21, she becomes the queen of Arendalle. When the ceremony occurs for crowning, A prince proposes to Anna and Elsa objects, she “accidentally” releases her powers upon everyone. She runs away into the night of winter. Later, Anna runs out looking for her. Though Anna finds out later that her scene at the proposal left a lasting effect on Anna and slowly kills her until the end when the world is put right, and love heals her. This move is just exceptional. The ups and down, the murder of the parents just like every other disney movie. This movie just hits me in the gut with sadness, the voice acting is great and the plot is suspenseful. I highly recommend this movie to everyone.

Just Kidding, this movie is terrible and should have never existed, It is just TERRIBLE and should be thrown out. I was struggling to say I recommend this movie and now, I regret it, save yourself some money and never watch it.